DOGE /"🌕 To The Moon Bucket Hat" Bucket Hat

This isn’t just a bucket hat—it’s a vintage moon mission for your melon.

DOGE suits up in retro-futurist glory, strapped to a rocket labeled 2013, grinning like the charts only go up. It’s not just fashion—it’s a legendary hodl moment embroidered straight from crypto lore. Wear it loud, proud, and orbital.

Perfect for:

• OGs who’ve been “to the moon” and back (and survived the crash landings)

• Daydreaming traders plotting their next lunar entry

• Anyone whose portfolio is down bad but whose style is still up only

🪐 Product Features:

• 100% durable polyester for maximum meme-ability

• Breathable + lightweight for high-altitude hopium seasons

• Detailed brim stitching and a clean, structured silhouette

• Multiple sizes to fit every space cadet in the crew

• Proudly made in the USA

🚀 Care Instructions:

• Do not bleach (it won't help your bags)

• Dry flat like your portfolio

• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat only (we’re not mooning just yet)

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Dry clean okay (for those emotionally stable astronauts)