This isn’t just a hat — it’s your throne in wearable form. BRETT sits proud on a pile of scorched wallets, flames rising, eyes wide with blissful detachment. This cap captures that unbothered energy when your PnL is wrecked but your vibes remain undefeated.
For CT warriors who live through rugpulls, ignore TA, and wear liquidation like a crown — this is your uniform.
🔥 Perfect for:
Burned traders who still post charts with confidence
Degen monarchs of the downtrend
Anyone whose portfolio is on fire but look is still cold
🧢 Product Features:
100% polyester = fireproof fit for volatile seasons
Breathable crown = keeps you cool in liquidation heat
Clean low-profile structure + embroidered mantra
Adjustable sizing for every wallet-watching warrior
Made in the USA (your bags weren’t)
🧽 Care Instructions:
Spot clean only — preserve the ashes of your past Ls
