BRETT “Charts Lie, Vibes Don’t” Tee

Slippage? I don’t even swim.

This isn’t just a tee — it’s a full-on post-rug lifestyle. Featuring BRETT seated proudly on a throne of scorched wallets, surrounded by flames and delusion, this design is for those who lost it all… but never lost the vibe.

Forget support lines. Forget TA. This shirt is for the true degens who stay bullish in the ashes — because the chart might be down, but the energy? Still undefeated.

This isn’t a comeback. This is a personality.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Wallet survivors who laugh through losses

• CT monks who vibe through 8-figure red candles

• Anyone who believes in vibes > volume

📦 Product Specs:

• Heavyweight 100% cotton = durable enough for full cycles of cope

• Shoulder tape = no stretch, no sag, no exit

• Ribbed knit collar = stays crisp like your pinned tweet

• Seamless body = smooth print, no chafing mid-rug

• DTG-printed with ethically sourced inks

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Cold wash (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron (this throne was earned wrinkled)

• Do not dry clean (we're not TradFi)