🧪 BRETT “Cookin’ Meth, Coldin’ Bags” Oversized Tee

I am the dev.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lab coat for the timeline. BRETT steps into full Heisenberg mode, cooking up chaos with flasks labeled $SPEPE, $PENGU, $WIF, and $BRETT. Goggles on. Chain out. Gloves optional. If you’ve ever deployed a contract at 3 a.m. while coping on Twitter, this one’s for you.

With a relaxed oversized fit, this tee was engineered for comfortable grinding — whether you're coding your next shitcoin, minting rugproof LPs, or just pretending to be the dev for CT clout.

Perfect for:

• Degen chemists and meme mixers

• Smart contract cosplayers

• Those who never left testnet

📦 Product Details:

• 100% cotton = soft like a stealth-launch

• Heather blends = comfy enough to rugged in

• Oversized boxy fit = degen-ready drape

• Dropped shoulders = nonchalant authority

• Double-stitched durability = good for 100+ cycles of cope

• Lightweight & breathable = optimized for lab-to-lounge wear

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Cold wash (30C / 90F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron low if needed (for those rare IRL meetups)

• No dry cleaning — this is Web3, not Wall Street