BRETT “I Am The Dev” Bucket Hat

This isn’t just a bucket hat — it’s a whitepaper in wearable form.

BRETT’s suited up like Heisenberg with a liquidity lab full of alts, stirring up pure meme volatility. Whether you're cooking SPEPE, chilling WIF, or just microdosing Brett bags in silence, this hat screams: "I didn’t buy the token. I built the ecosystem."

It's the dev hat for non-devs who run the entire market from a burner wallet and a Telegram group.

🔬 Perfect for:

• DeFi chemists with no roadmap, just vibes

• Shitcoin sommeliers mixing cocktails of liquidity

• Meme coin insiders disguised as lurkers

💥 Product Features:

• 100% polyester = stain-proof for market blood

• AOP print = full-drip labcoat energy

• Breathable + lightweight = won’t fog your dev goggles

• Structured crown = big brain containment system

• Available in sizes for cooks, snipers, and anon whales

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with cold water (devs don’t do bleach)

• Lay flat to dry like your dev team after presale

• Iron low (or don’t — rugged hats are meta)

• Dry clean optional, but not audited