BRETT “I’m Not Down Bad, I’m Just Early” Tee

Red chart? Golden mindset.

This isn’t just a tee — it’s the official uniform of quiet confidence. Featuring BRETT in a gold robe, sipping something classy while a blood-red chart nosedives behind him, this shirt captures the purest energy of Crypto Twitter: I'm not broke — I'm just visionary.

It's for the ones who buy dips like it's brunch and laugh through liquidation. Bull market? Bear market? Doesn't matter. This fit wasn’t made to trade — it was made to flex while waiting.

Perfect for:

• Wallet watchers with long-term delusion

• DeFi degens who never sell (but always tweet)

• Bagholders too rich in vibes to care

📦 Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton = soft like your exit dreams

• DTG print = crisp enough for CT screenshots

• Unisex cut = clean fit for all conviction levels

• Pre-shrunk = won’t rug on you in the wash

• Built to look rich even when your PNL says otherwise

🧼 Care Instructions

• Wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium if needed

• No bleach. No dry cleaning. No panic sells.