This isn’t just a hat — it’s a cannonball into pure meme liquidity. Featuring BRETT mid-air in full pool-party degen mode, this cap lets everyone know you’re not here to calculate APYs — you’re here to splash.
Made for yield farmers who never check the depth chart, and crypto bros who treat Uniswap like a lazy river, this is summer alpha stitched into headwear.
It’s bold. It’s waterproof* (no it’s not). And it screams “I ape for the vibes.”
🎯 Perfect for:
DEX divers with no lifeguard
Slippage maximalists
CT lurkers staking sunscreen and sarcasm
🧢 Product Features:
100% cotton twill = comfy enough to LP in
Light distressing = like your PNL
Low-profile 6-panel fit = pool party approved
Embroidered text for meme permanence
Adjustable D-ring strap = fits tight even during liquidity drains
Proudly made in the USA (unlike your slippage settings)
✨ Care Instructions:
Spot clean with warm water and soft brush (no panic sells)
