This isn’t just a tee — it’s a cannonball into crypto absurdity. Featuring BRETT mid-splash in a kiddie pool of tokens, bills, and broken AMMs, this design is for the ones who don’t read liquidity charts… they dive into them. No lifeguards. No stop-losses. Just vibes.
Whether you’re yield farming in flip-flops or explaining LP math while half-sober at brunch, this shirt brings pool party energy to every market condition.
Perfect for:
DeFi degenerates with SPF 0
Poolside protocol shillers
Slippage apologists and meme floaties
🧢 Product Details
100% ring-spun cotton = soft enough to chill in, strong enough to stake in
Crisp DTG print = meme clarity that hits like a price spike
Soft unisex fit, pre-shrunk = stays comfy even when your bags don’t
Built for brunch, DEXs, and degen day-parties
Available in black, white, summer tan, and whale blue
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Iron medium if needed
No bleach or dry cleaning — this isn’t TradFi laundry
