This isn’t just a hat—it’s government efficiency on your dome.
Straight from the Department of Government Efficiency, DOGE hits the podium in full pixel-shaded authority, red tie blazing and meme mandates ready. It's not fashion—it’s fiscal satire stitched for max impact. A bureaucratic banger for degens tired of the inefficiency of, well... everything.
Perfect for:
Crypto citizens lobbying for more memes, less spending
Traders whose governance proposals go unread but drip goes noticed
Anyone whose only law is: HODL and let live
📈 Product Features:
100% polyester — built tough like your on-chain audit
Lightweight and breathable for those heated Twitter debates
Clean silhouette with official-style embroidery
Multiple sizes to fit all departments and degen divisions
Proudly made in the USA (zero government funding used)
🧽 Care Instructions:
Spot clean only — Doge doesn't do dirty politics
Do not bleach your portfolio (or your policies)
Dry flat like a failed DAO vote
Low heat iron/steam — your public image must remain crisp
