DOGE “Department of Government Efficiency” Tee

🏛 D.O.G.E. “Department of Government Efficiency” Tee

Not financial advice. Just better governance.

This isn’t just a tee — it’s a political statement from the only government that actually delivers: the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.). Featuring DOGE behind the podium in full power suit + pixel shades, this shirt is what happens when you let meme coins draft policy.

Whether you're pumping your bags or fixing the gas crisis one bark at a time, this tee is for those who believe decentralization works best when it’s funny. It’s CT satire in wearable form — perfect for briefings at brunch or meme debates in Discord.

Perfect for:

• People who trust DOGE more than their local government

• DeFi lawyers with zero law degrees

• Meme ministers, Twitter anarchists, and Elon reply guys

🧢 Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Crisp DTG print with bold, gov-meme contrast

• Soft unisex fit, pre-shrunk for no surprises

• Built for bag-holding while building policy

• Available in black, white, navy, and more

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium if needed

• No bleach or dry cleaning (too centralized)