PEPE/ "Ape First. Cope Later" TEE

“Ape First. Cope Later.” Tee

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a reflex.

Featuring a full-sprint PEPE mid-FOMO, this shirt captures that exact second when you skipped due diligence and hit “Buy” like your life depended on it.

For those who mint before thinking, chase pumps with pride, and process emotions long after the transaction.

Whether you’re burning ETH on trash or sprinting into another L, this fit says what your MetaMask can’t:

I don’t plan. I just ape.Perfect for:

• Degens who thrive in chaos

• Solana sprinters, BNB gamblers, and memecoin addicts

• Anyone who’s emotionally backlogged but fashion-forward

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Crisp DTG print with loud meme clarity

• Soft unisex fit, pre-shrunk

• Built for Ls, but fits like a W

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium if needed

• No bleach or dry cleaning

  	XS	S	M	L	XL
  Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50