PEPE/“Portfolio’s Down 98%... But Vibes Are ATH” TEE

“Portfolio’s Down 98%... But Vibes Are ATH.” Tee

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a coping mechanism with style.
Featuring 5 astronaut PEPEs navigating the wreckage of their bags, this design hits the sweet spot between down bad and delusional.
It’s for the trader who’s lost it all... but still shows up in a fit.

Whether you’re minting trash, staring at charts, or tweeting through the collapse, this shirt reminds the world:
you may be broke—but you’re not broken.

Perfect for:

• Degens who call every dip a “buying opportunity”

• Traders who laugh while getting liquidated

• Anyone who finds peace in portfolio pain

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Crisp DTG print with loud meme clarity

• Soft unisex fit, pre-shrunk

• Built for Ls, but fits like a W

• Available in vintage white, heather yellow gold, and dusty prism

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium if needed

• No bleach or dry cleaning

  	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
  Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50