Piety? Questionable. Vibes? Immaculate. This “Sacred Fungies” tee pays holy tribute to the three divine mushroom saints — guardians of the trip, patrons of inner peace (and outer weirdness). Whether you’re spiritually lost or just chronically online, this shirt turns your existential crisis into a cult-classic fit.
Equal parts mystical, ironic, and down-bad in a fun way, it’s your new go-to for spreading the sacred spores.
Perfect for:
Leading your own mushroom cult (casual, non-committal)
Gifting your most spiritually unserious friend
Preaching the good word of chill
Product Details
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Fit: Unisex jersey tee — modern cut, clean silhouette
Collar: Ribbed knit for comfort + structure
Finish: Side seams + shoulder taping = built to last
Print: High-res digital graphic — sharp, vibrant, unholy in the best way
