Sometimes self-care isn’t spa days and smoothies. Sometimes it’s you, a cold glass bowl, and 19 minutes of existential dread. The Saratoga Face Bath Teecaptures the iconic moment of ice-bath clarity — a dude dunking his face like his inner peace depends on it — with the legendary Saratoga water bottle proudly chilling on the back like a badge of emotional recovery.
Perfect for:
Cold plungers with commitment issues
People who say “I’m fine” while filling a bowl with ice
Wellness influencers who peaked in a group chat
Product Details: Fabric:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton Fit:Unisex jersey cut, fits like the calm after a panic attack Collar:Ribbed knit (like your nerves) Finish:Shoulder taping for durability through emotional highs & lows Print:Crisp DTG design — Saratoga stays hydrated, you stay iconic
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like your healing process) Tumble dry low Iron inside out (if you must) Don’t bleach your breakthroughs
