SHIB/ "Layer 2 or Leave " – Distressed Cap

Ethereum’s gas broke. SHIB fixed it.

This hat isn’t just shade for your face — it’s shade for the Ethereum mainnet. Featuring a SHIBA in full leather-jacket smugness, standing next to a busted ETH gas pump, this distressed cap is your official Layer 2 loyalty badge.

It’s sarcastic. It’s staked. And it’s exactly what you wear when explaining to normies that “L2 is the future, bro” for the fifth time today.

Perfect for:

• Shibarium ride-or-dies and bridge jumpers

• CT personalities who cope in style

• Crypto girls & bros with passive-aggressive drip

Product Features

• 100% cotton twill with vintage distressing for long-haul conviction

• Low-profile 6-panel fit with embroidery that reads like sarcasm

• Breathable, comfy, and future-proof

• Adjustable D-ring strap for every gas survivor

• Made in the USA (unlike your last L1 regret)

Care Instructions

• Spot clean with warm water and soft brush

• Do not bleach your Layer 2 allegiance

• Dry flat — just like ETH on high fees