This cap is for the brave souls who connected wallet on instinct, minted on FOMO, and now walk around like they meant to lose 0.2 ETH for the culture. Featuring SHIBA in full VR drip, mid-teleport through a wormhole of failed tokens and pixelated dreams — this distressed cap is your wearable timestamp on the chain of pain.
It’s got that scuffed-up, been-through-it look, because you have been through it. But you’re still here. Still vibin’.
Perfect for:
NFT casualties and metaverse wanderers
Beta testers who minted rugs and kept minting
Gamers who stake and respawn emotionally
Product Features
100% cotton twill with rugged, distressed detailing
SHIBA embroidered in VR headset, floating through low-poly chaos
Unstructured 6-panel fit for comfy long-term wear
Adjustable D-ring strap — fits all alpha phases
Made in the USA (or somewhere in the simulation)
Care Instructions
Spot clean only (do not rage wash)
Use warm water, soft brush, and existential acceptance
