This isn’t just a cap — it’s a wearable shrug. Whether you're yield farming on vibes, ignoring red candles like they're spam texts, or telling your group chat “I’m still early,” this hat delivers energy only a Shiba staker understands.
SHIBA chilling hard — staking contract in paw, eyes closed, no thoughts, just vibes — this distressed cap pairs perfectly with denial, delusion, and diamond hands. The washed cotton twill and worn-in finish say “I’ve been here since the meme was born.”
Perfect for:
SHIB maxis and Layer 2 lurkers
Crypto bros who stake through the storm
Degens who earn while doing absolutely nothing
Product Features
100% cotton twill for that rugged, vintage feel
Relaxed, unstructured 6-panel build
Worn-in distressed finish (like your portfolio)
Ventilated eyelets for breathability
Adjustable strap with D-ring for custom fit
Embroidered front patch of staked SHIBA (serene AF)
