THUGOCADO TIK TOK MF— TEE —

You ever look at an avocado and think,
“Yeah. He’s seen some sh*t.”

Now you don’t have to.

Introducing the Thugocado Tee: part fruit, part internet legend, fully unbothered. Featuring a stone-cold stare, pixelated shades, and vibes so ripe they’re almost illegal, this shirt is built for scroll addicts, meme farmers, and anyone who’s ever whispered “deal with it” into the void.

It’s a heavyweight cotton tee that hits like guac with extra sass. No pit. Just pressure.

Why It Slaps:

• Heavyweight 100% cotton = thick, rich, and meme-worthy

• Seamless body = smoother fit, less production waste

• Shoulder tape = durability without distortion

• Ribbed knit collar = keeps its shape, unlike your ex

• Printed with ethically sourced materials (because avocado karma is real)

Care Like Your Avatar Depends On It:

• Cold wash (30C / 90F max)

• Tumble dry low

• No bleach

• No ironing (let the drip wrinkle naturally)

• No drycleaning (too centralized)

Perfect For:

• Gen Z doomscrollers

• Reddit degenerates

• Avocado truthers

• People who say “vibe check” in real life