Start your day the chaotic neutral way. This spiritually burnt-out sloth isn’t in a rush—and neither are you. Whether you’re dodging emails or zoning out mid-meeting, this mug is your new emotional support vessel.
It’s dry, it’s relatable, and it’s designed to let everyone know you showed up… eventually. Perfect for caffeine-fueled overthinkers, late bloomers, or that one friend who’s always “five minutes away.”
Perfect for:
Running on vibes, not schedules
Side-eying your calendar
Gifting your favorite chaotic introvert
Product Details
Material: Glossy ceramic with a premium finish
Design: High-res print that won’t ghost on you
Safe for: Microwave and dishwasher
Built to last: Endures spiritual crises and daily use
