"Wasn’t Late. Just Spiritually Unready” tee

Punctuality? No. Presence? Eventually.
This “Spiritually Unready” tee is for the chronically delayed, energetically depleted, and vibe-aligned souls just trying to make it to brunch in one piece. Featuring our patron saint of procrastination — the unimpressed sloth — it’s your new uniform for showing up late and unapologetic.

Equal parts introvert-core, deadpan, and painfully relatable, this tee lets the world know: you weren't late... you were aligning your aura.

Perfect for:

• Ghosting your calendar with style

• Gifting your most emotionally exhausted friend

• Recharging your chakras (or just your phone)

Product Details

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

• Fit: Unisex jersey tee — soft feel, modern cut

• Collar: Ribbed knit for everyday chaos

• Finish: Side seams + shoulder taping = built to survive Mondays

• Print: Crisp digital sloth graphic — maximum attitude, zero rush

Care Instructions

• Wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Iron medium if necessary

• No bleach or dry cleaning — just deep breaths

  	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
  Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50